Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Pixel Gun 3D... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you in 2013. The way you drive into the video game market and strike fear into your competitors' eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the screen, and your gorgeous pay-to-win features. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to stop playing. You are even amazing on and off mobile, you're a great game, sometimes I even call you the BEST game. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day your servers will go down. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could continue your legacy. You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first came out in 2013. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you release bad update after bad update because, deep down, my glorious, beautiful game deserved no hate. I just wanted you to be on top. Then alas, you did, my sweet baby boy came out on Steam and I rejoiced (with my credit card). 2019-2020 was a hard year for us, baby because you deleted all my account and progress. You came back with "we can't retrieve any of your data for you nor can we refund you." I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious game exclaim these words, "You can purchase the new items in small microtransactions of $100+" Not only have you changed the market of gaming and the world forever, but you've eternally changed how much money is in my bank account. And now you're getting older, but still the GOAT game, my GOAT game. I love you, pookie bear, my glorious Pixel Gun 3D.
Love,
Boltz. ☺️♥️🫶🏻