I Go By UHC. It Stands For Underlying Health Conditions. If you don't get it you might be due for a new booster. That's pretty based right? Cool, so now we are on equal ground and you can relate to UHC. UHC was once just like yourself. Some may have called him coomer, cuck, sleepy, peruvian, and even some called him a goy. He just looked for the simple joys in life. As a blacklisted map hacking Dota 1 North American Techies player I was personally selected by Gabe Logan Newell himself to partner with Steam and icefrog in providing feedback regarding Dota 2 during its Alpha stages.

Once an outstanding pillar of society, destroyed by the brain rot of vidya. UHC came across some kings one late Sunday evening in the winter of '19. I discussed what free speech really is and how the 19th amendment could possibly be a mistake. This lead me to becoming a resistance during the great cough. During my journey through the great cough I thirsted for knowledge. I became an average history enjoyer, and consumed many great works. This slowly let me to see the operations and workings of this machine. I wont spoil the surprise but its all bound to servitude to the hive. Unfortunately your a slave. Yes, UHC is aware and acknowledges the shackles that bind all brothers. He holds no bias while brothers continue to be enslaved. But this information wasn't for the introduction to your heedless slavery.

The reason I present this information to you today, is to inform you that we are currently on our last threads of the old ways. The full transformation is only stunted by people like UCH, yet without the full cooperation of the salves it cannot be stopped. UHC holds no political bias and understands that all politicians will not see the light of public with out first pledging intelligence to the AIPAC. UHC understands that foreign nations dictating what American free speech is is dangerous. UCH understands that Jonathan Greenblatt Author of "This Could Happen Here", CEO of the ADL, dual Israeli citizen, and Pro Jewish voice. Stands for solidarity with all peoples of color and background except Caucasian Europeans. In fact, Jonathan has taken a direct stance against any Pro White Organizations, while advocating for Anti White rhetoric and the destruction of White culture. Although Jonathan is only a small cog. Understanding this issue is only the beginning. After UCH decided to investigate the ADL he discovered it was formed to defend a Jewish man. Leo Frank a factory owner, was attempting to frame a Black man for unthinkable acts on a child followed by her murd3r. After the Whites showed solidarity with the Blacks and discovered Leo was the culprit and he had attempted to frame a Black man they came together for a public lynching. This is why the ADL was formed. To defend people like Leo Frank who murd3red a young girl and attempted to frame another man.

Why would someone want to be the CEO of this organization, UCH thought to himself. But it does not matter what UCH thinks. It matters what you think. The salve who just shoved my regurgitated thoughts down your throat. And that brings us full circle to steam. Why would steam want to partner with this organization to promote censorship? Why is UHC banned for mentioning that Gabe Newell the face of steam, was best friends with Bill Gates in college. Why does UHC get banned for advising other users that Bill Gate's wife left him for his ties to Jeffery E. and his multiple flights with him to his secret island. Why wont Gabe Newell denounce his past friendship with Bill Gates. Once again just small small cogs. But you get the picture.

Yet my greatest concern for my homeland is that the Metzitzah B’peh is still legal and is practiced in America. A Country founded on Pro Catholic, Christian views. If I was mayor for a day the first thing I would enact is the banning of all Metzitzah B’peh's.

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Have a Great Day.

-UHC




***UCH does not consent to any TOS changes for past purchase's or functionality. Nor does UHC agree to the deletion of this account for noncompliance without first providing a fully working library of all purchase's with online compatibility. You may provide a full refund for all games at current value and all market place items at market value refunded to the last card on file due to your Anti consumer and Anti american practices, while UHC retains full accesses to past purchase. By not responding to this user agreement, Steam is now contractually obligated to meet all of UHC's demands until the debt is paid in full.***