Recent reviews by TyRobot

I'm 5hrs+ into the game, and so far I've...

- Beat up kids in a school (it's cool this is normal protocol)
- Willingly took a metal pipe to the back of the head
- Went to space with a bear? Bears? There are lots of bears in space.
- Become deeply invested in an entire anime.

I've not played a match of football. 10/10 best football game.

if cocaine were a game 11/10

gotta give a rare 11/10 score simply due to the absolute banger music track in the forest

Drugs taught me that when life gives you Adderall and horse semen, you make meth.

I'd return this mid Crapcom experience if I could.

One of, if not the best, love letters to Silent Hill - that's not for debate. The PS2 style graphics and visual aesthetics really immerse the player in that era. I would suggest trying the game on the highest difficulty right from the start if you're familiar with games like Silent Hill, Dino Crisis, etc.

Maybe Mr. Dev will bless us with an homage to Dino Crisis in the future? A man can dream...

"A home made of wood is not good. If the home ain't stone, leave it alone."

>YOUR BASE IS BEING RAIDED BY LUNATIC FIRE-BREATHING DEATH PALS OF DESTRUCTION.
>not worried because my Pals will protect us
>small wood tile of base catches fire
>not worried because my Surfent will put it out
>becoming slightly worried that my Pals are not protecting us
>increasingly worried Surfent is not putting it out
>VERY WORRIED BECAUSE WHOLE BASE IS ENGULFED IN THE FLAMES OF HELL
>witness the complete disintegration of all base structures
>pick up thousands of materials over multiple trips but finally transfer everything to the fancier 2nd base
>random bird Pal flies over as if to say everything is going to be alright
>IMMEDIATELY AGGROS AND SETS WHOLE 2ND BASE ON FIRE
>become homeless

The masochist in me gives this a 10 out of 10 - highly recommended!

Took a turtle's shell then killed it. The game told me I was a bad person.

10 out of 10 - would reevaluate my life choices again.

Muh deddy and grandeddy worked they whole life meetin' quota fer The Company™️ and if it was good enough for them, then I reckon it's good enough for me. See that's the problem with this new generation - they think they's too good to work for a mysterious and dangerous organization! Oh, what're you too good to fly to creepy planets only to end up gettin' yer cheeks clapped by a dang ol' mosquito demon?! That mess don't mean jack-squat to a real scrapper like me, so look here...LOOK LISSEN!!

Get yer bois. Get onboard. Get to scrappin' dadgummit!! WE GOT A QUOTA TO FILL SON!!! *cues the music "Eastbound and Down" from Smokey and The Bandit*

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