Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Television never replace old reliable key hole.
Man who drop watch in toilet have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ time.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.