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Crusader Kings II
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My first ever game (happened yesterday):
-Be me, playing my first game of CK2 ever
-After watching Arumbas youtube series I feel like a pro, so I boot up the game
-Quickly realize I have no idea what I`m doing, start out as a lowly Count
-Decide to go on pilgrimage early game, since it`s more expensive later
-My character is not religious and has the lustful trait
-After going on the pilgrimage, my characterer apparently realizes the true meaning of life, and becomes super zealous.
-Be God-addict, everything I do, I do in the name of the Lord above
-My character has an insatiable need to kill heretics and expel Jews.
-I start a war with my neighboring country because Jesus apparently told me to do it
-During war-time, my son`s wife approaches me, and says she wants to sleep with me
-I decide to conquer her p*ssy in the name of the Lord
-Son has no idea, he is an infidel
-Son`s wife gets pregnant
-My son still has no idea, thinks the baby is his
-My current wife starts a plot to kill me, she is my spymaster as well
-I desperately try to stop the plot
-I have the power of Jesus with me
-Manage to successfully start a plot and kill my wife before she can kill me
-Someone finds out I killed my own wife
-Tells the Pope, I get excommunicated
-My character doesn`t give a f*ck, he still believes in the power of the lord
-I am now marked as free game, everyone attacks me all the time
-My character gets depression, due to lack of Jesus
-I commit suicide in an act of desperation to show the lord the strength of my faith
-Now playing as my son
-I don`t live long, gets killed in a plot relatively fast
-Now playing as the kid I made with my son`s wife
-Go on pilgrimage
-Become zealous
-Kill the heretics
-Commit suicide due to inbreeding with my cousin

I f*cking love this game


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Pabbi 27. mars 2022 kl. 9.38 
leave a like if you like Harry Potter :steamthumbsup:
♛killy1a♛F 24. des. 2021 kl. 16.17 
toxic
Saul 3. mars 2018 kl. 5.42 
♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ehrmantraut 7. juli 2017 kl. 10.03 
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ghost 11. mars 2017 kl. 10.42 
Best review ever about a game. 11/10 :LIS_pixel_heart:
PapaDaddySmurf 7. mars 2017 kl. 18.49 
same