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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
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Humor in the Court:
Q: Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was
a victim?
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"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?
[Who guards the Guardians?]
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YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!
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If Not You, Who Else?
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
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Inara: "Attack." (Mal lunges at her with sword; she sidesteps and swats him
on the butt; he grunts in pain) "How did I avoid that?"
Mal: "By being fast like a freak?"
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