Recent reviews by SgtTupelo

I've only played for 3.5 hours so far, but I've learned a few things:

My first colony was a learning experience. I feel terrible for everyone involved, they all died of mental breakdown -induced self-harm. I learned that batteries explode, solar panels are worth ♥♥♥♥ all, you can't just force someone to eat potatoes and mine 24/7, you don't have to make everything out of iron, you can accidentally shoot something other than the target (rip colony-pet) and that everyone seems to start fires when they go insane.

Second colony was going great. Everyone was happy almost all the time, food was plenty, parties were had and food was eaten comfortably sitting next to a table. One of my colonists was crushed to death while taking apart an old building and some of them comfortably died while sleeping in -17C. Oops, I guess temperature is a thing? One of them survived the sleep, only to light himself on fire and die.

Onwards to new failures!

I do not need to experience that again.

I played this game unhealthy amounts when I got it. Then I got bored. Now I checked back after like year or two and NOTHING has happened. Nothing! How can I recommend something like this? I can't.