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Rank B Level 1 Achievement

What is the meaning of life?
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:02am

Accessorise

Oooh look at you!
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:02am

QWERTY

Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:21am

Picture Perfect

Get all 5 photos without screwing up
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:05am

Doh!

React without thinking
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:09am



Rank B Level 2 Achievement

What is consciousness?

Rank B Level 3 Achievement

What does your soul smell like?

Rank B Level 4 Achievement

Why is ice cream so yummy?

Rank B Level 5 Achievement

Is it easier to love or to be loved?

Rank B Level 6 Achievement

Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?

Rank B Level 7 Achievement

Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!

Between the Cheeks

Aim true and land an arrow in the crack

Flat Earth?!

Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world

99 Problems but a Fish Ain't One

Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello

Act of Kindness

I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person

Meaty Chunks in Gravy

Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!

Credit Score

Voluntarily look at the credits screen

Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars

Get promoted to RANK A

Kicker for Coins

Collect all coins while carving up the powder

Destroy Every Jared

Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell

The Hedgehog

Help Boric find the secret achievement

Wash Your Partner's Hair?

Listen to enough of the knight's advice

Eagle Eye Cherub

Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)

Gotta Play 'em All!

Play every stage at least once

Rank A Level 1 Achievement

If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?

Rank A Level 2 Achievement

Is the truth out there?

Rank A Level 3 Achievement

What if Jack can't save the president?

Rank A Level 4 Achievement

Was it the chicken or the egg?

Rank A Level 5 Achievement

RGB or CMYK?

Rank A Level 6 Achievement

Dogs vs cats - who wins?

Rank A Level 7 Achievement

Shitsurei shimasu

Rank S Level 1 Achievement

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King of the Hillock

Get promoted to RANK S

Fuel Fight

Scare your customer away with gross negligence

Mobile Snake Eater

Collect 3 coins using your really old phone

Hawkeye

Choose the cup with the ball inside

Breaking News!

Read the news without making any mistakes

Loose Change

POING! Collect all the coins on this stage

Shredder

SHRED a 66 combo

Some of Them Are Just Jerks

Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink

Yoga Noogie

Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!

Game, Set and TRASHED

Ruin the game

Underpants

Present your underpants in court

Hammer Faux

Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage

Salmon Jared Salmon

Line up the pictures to get a prize...

"I Don't Want To Be Human"

Dock your ship upside down

Bounce Fifteen

Skip the stone fifteen times

Autobahn

Crash into the trophy van

Gone Fishin'

Catch 3 coins while fishing

You Can't Hurt Me

Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage

Last Second Punch

Beat the boxer in the last second

Time Lord

Be super accurate when setting the time

Daily Yamazako

Complete your first Daily Challenge

Sausage Nibbler

Take ten bites of the hotdog

BANGers and Mash

Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer

Mmmm Crunchy

Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs

Number 1, Please

Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins

Maneki-Neko

Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb

Gone in 30 Seconds

Finish rallying within half a minute

Gnome Sleep Till Brooklyn

Knock over 8 gnomes

Lost Your Marbles

Lose 15 marbles

Brundlefly

Squash the fly within 5 seconds

A-Maze-Ing

Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy

Densha De Stop

Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool

Perfect!

Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage

Meow Meow Meow

Vacuum at least 80% of the dust

Card Sharp

Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes

Vegetarian

Make a really nice vegetarian pizza

Pelted

Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less

Steven C. Gull

Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around

100% Dolphin Free

Swim to the finish line without taking damage

Atomic Number 79

Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Mount Splash-Score

Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage

Golden Arms

Go postal in the restroom

Hidden Robot Cat

Jump on the hidden enemy's head

Korean Guy

Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds

Civil Obedience

Don't smash the car

Hinty McHintface

Get every page of the hint book

Meow Meow Bleargh!

Throw up

4 Minute Meower

Complete the trial in under 4 minutes