ur my favorite person ever

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

omG DAD.

whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄ ️👅👀 🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP ♥♥♥♥ out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😫😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2️⃣5️⃣of your thickest elves 👩🏽👩🏾🍒 if u get 0️⃣ back ☹️ then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 🔟😋 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌🏽 if u get 20️⃣back 😏 then get ready for daddy claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 SHARE in 6️⃣9️⃣ 😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2️0️1️6️ with a BANG 😩💦💥

THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us🇺🇲 become the tru thot queen👸👸!! BOO!! Sorry did I 😨scare 😨 you?? 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 Cocktober 😈🌚 u🇺🇸 kno what😦 that 😏means 😏 SLUT-O-WEEN! back🔙 is the spookiest🏮 slut 🔛on 🔛 the block!!!! 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie 👻 ghost‼‼ if u 🇺🇲 don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will 🉐get🉐 ❌NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉Spread awareness of this joyous occasion by sending this to 🙆🏼👅 10🕙 of ur closest hoes! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back: THICC DICC QUEEN 💯👑👸‼️ Get 5️⃣ back: 🇺🇲u🇺🇲 gettin 💯the succ💦 tonite💦🌝 Get 0️⃣ back: no😣 🚫 succ for u🇻🇮🇻🇮 😭👻⚰

omg dad