Recent reviews by Mommy Teresa

amazing fps but holy green beans if the monetization doesnt chill down im changing this review to negative. its so aggressively monetized that i DONT want to spend money.

This game is fun af, and has potential for the future. People down-voting it are most likely bad at it, and can't take the time to understand how the shooting and aiming mechanics work. This has much, much more depth than a typical 2D game.

this is the greatest movement game i have ever played

Rough around the edges at the moment, nothing bad that has been game breaking or annoying, just needs polish. This is a good example of what an early access release should be. Not broken but obviously not finished. This game is definitely going to be a big hitter if the devs don't abandon it. It's basically Planet Crafter Satisfactory. Lots of potential here. Keep it up devs I really want to see this one succeed!

Has potential to be one of the best survival mmo games available. Excited to see where this game goes in the future PLEASE don't get greedy, please. If it goes P2W I'm re-spawning irl because I actually really enjoy this game.

Ruin your friendship for less than the price of a happy meal![/b]

The game is actually way better than I was expecting, super fun, runs well, and the physics are far better than I anticipated, they are goofy sometimes but it makes it fun rather than annoying.

Nintendo should take notes, this game is absolutely amazing. If you have been searching for a building game for years and have yet to find a good one to scratch that itch, you have found the right game. I promise you won't be disappointed. Use your 2 hour window to test the game and if you don't like it just refund it, but I can guarantee you won't want to refund it because it is amazing!

My wife told me she had a dentist appointment and that I needed to pick up our children from school. I started playing Satisfactory and forgot about our children. The school called my wife and told her no one showed up to get them. My wife, being the detective she is, checked my Discord status and realized I forgot our children because I was playing video games. I am now divorced, I lost custody of my children, but at least I have more time to play Satisfactory now.

Edit: I can not believe I made it to the full release, I still have not seen my wife or children in years, but none of that matters now, 1.0 is finally here. This is the greatest game to ever exist.