39 has breached containment. All personnel must evacuate to the nearest bunker room.

Hello, it's your clone, just here to remind you that we ran out of sliced cheese, me and another clone ate it all last night. So please on your way back from work, bring us more sliced cheese otherwise we'll burn down the kitchen (we suck at cooking.)

Sincerely, Clone #0107 {Klayton}

Ps: We ran out of lettuce as well.

hello. im a fumo. i have come to take your food. pls give food. im a fumo. i just wanted to make that clear. fumo.

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.

fellow hentai enjoyer

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see a girl playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx