let that sink in

selenite is batman i heard it through the grape vine

im batman

I recently played Deadlock with my friend DP, fka "Double Penetration," and while we've always been competitive, this session was a clear victory in my favor. We both took on different hero roles—DP playing his usual frontline character while I went for a more agile and sexually attractive character. Despite his experience, I managed to outmaneuver him in key moments, taking down enemy NPCs and defenses faster while maintaining strong lane control. Even though DP gave it his all, it was obvious that I've honed my skills just a bit more. Still, we had a blast, exchanging banter the entire time and celebrating the chaotic fun that Deadlock delivers.

ur mum

lame