This guy once met me in a random matchmaking server. I thought he was a good player and so I added him and we played a some matches together. We started playing matches regularly. He later added me to his clan. Once while we were playing he asked me if I wanted to join him at a party he was throwing at a renowned hotel. I excitedly said yes. He called me at that hotel and I thought it would be a big party with alot of guests. But when I arrived at the hotel, he called me at his room. I thought he must be having some work so I went to his room. As I entered his room, I saw two cameras and big lights. It seemed like a movie set. As I went further into the room I saw this guy lying naked on the bed showing off his small d!ck I hurridly ran down and left the hotel and unfriended him everywhere. The size of his small Pen!s still haunts me. THIS GUYS IS A FREAKING PORNSTAR. DON’T FALL FOR HIS TRAP.

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danke marcus, sehr cool

Hey ,
wieder alles ok bei dir?
Mach dir keinen Kopf wegen dem
Typen gestern im Swinger Club, jeder
kassiert mal eine in die Fresse.
Konntest ja nicht wissen, dass der
hetero ist..
Klar ist das nicht die feine englische Art
von ihm, sich so lautstark über deinen
Tanga lustig zu machen.. Aber der ist
doch bloß neidisch,
weil ihm rosa nicht so gut steht.

Kopf hoch, andere Väter haben auch
schöne Söhne.

Nackt, Zerhackt und angekackt