Ambeaarrr is a pain in the ass sometimes, But what can you do about a future Wifey? Ambeaarrrs (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Daddy ♥


"There is no reason not to hit a woman" -Solid 2018
"If weed is a drug, then yes I drug everyone" -DutchMDK 2018
"Crackle, Nut, Pop. That's rice crispies, Right?" -Pinapple 2018
"If blacks were white then blacks would have rights, right?" - Martin Luther King Jr
"what do you call an adult cat"- Normie 2019
"I love this harassment" - Vee 2019
"Jingle bells Jingle bells Christmas all the way" - Pinapple 2019 Mid October
"Yeah we are going to New mexico to kill animals this weekend" - Pudding 2019
"Guys i'm broke until next paycheck, I spent it all on hookers and cocaine. Help." - DaveBonk 2019
"Yayyy I'm on top, My favorite" - Ambeaarrr 2019
"I want to put a brush in your butt" - Ambeaarrr 2019
5 minutes later "If I bop the brush inside of you, you will die" Ambeaarrr 2019
" Oh no, I just squirted everywhere" Ambeaarrr 2019
" I'm triggered, this song is called "3:15" But he keeps saying "quarter after 3" " Ambeaarrr 2020
"Oh, I just pooped my pants...HOW DO I EAT IT?" Ambeaarrr 2020
"You can be me and touch yourself, and I can be you and touch myself." Ambeaarrr 2020
"If I had a penis, the first thing I'd do is the helicopter. Because I would want to swing it around" Ambeaarrr 2020
"I wish kemen had a built in vibrator, so that when I pressed the button it would go verrt" Ambeaarrr 2020
" I need my holes plugged to get warm" - Ambeaarrr 2020
"I just want to crack some legs open and eat them" Ambeaarrr 2020
*Talking about bread* "It was like bready in some places, you know what I mean?" Ambeaarrr 2020
"There are two different indians, the gas station indian and the Thanksgiving indian" Ambeaarrr 2020
"Did you see my ♥♥♥♥♥!?!?!" Ambeaarrr 2021

“Wtf was that a green hot dog?” “No that was a pickle”2023

“Girard is a better girlfriend than your girlfriend” ~ carrico 2025