"Y'see, the last hurricane that came through here (Jennifer), picked up all the whales up out of their tank and dropped them on the old abandoned barbed wire factory on the outskirts of town. We found little Sham-sham with his tail all twisted up and impaled on a piece of barbed wire. He was trying to get back to the sea with his little whale fins. He made it about halfway through the basketball court, but he just couldn't get his tail free so he slowly baked to death there on the asphalt while the local school kids came out and used his body as a bike ramp."