I'm by the entrance, here at Food and Friends. We're gonna be looking for some real candid responses about your weight, any odors you might have, and so forth, okay?

If you've got a gumball in your mouth, just spit it out. This is time to make your voice count.
Just skip the mushmouth business, okay guy? Now...

Oh, uh, another thing, check out our insert in Hustler magazine this month, for our seven, eight and nine inch fingerling potatoes, okay?

This promotion is just heating up back here. So peel 'em back, load 'em up and just lick your lips, alright? Grip hold of our goodies like there's no tomorrow.

And remember, our sale price is firm, real firm. You got me? Alright.

And over in aisle nine here at Food and Friends, we got our compost heap fired up...

...ready to go. We need everybody to step up to the plate, just dump your cabbage and your squash in the aisle, and get hopping up and down. Just mush your mulch...

...right into the ground. Just smoosh your goop all up and down.

We got people leaping up and down. We got people leaping all around.
And we got a fractal cactus.
We got a holistic medicine man on premise, he'll get with ya a little bit later.

Okay, and just remember, the top of the guacamole is by far the creamiest.
Okay, you go digging around any deeper than that, things get a lot chunkier and much, much chewier down there.

Your chip won't fit, the thing will break off on ya you know if you...

...go poking around down there.