I hope:
- Your socks are wet
- Your socks are sandy
- Your pillow is warm
- Your box of cereal has less than a bowl worth of food left
- The waiter walks past your table with food that isn't yours
- Your phone doesn't charge tonight
- Your Wifi stops working
- You stub your toe
- Your toothpaste runs out
- Your Christmas tree falls down
- The next time you paint your house it rains before its dry
- You peel of a plaster and it isn't satisfying
- You get that fuzzy feeling in your legs from sitting too long
- You wake up when a dream is good
- You trip in front of your crush
- Your drinking water is always warm
- Your Mom says "We have food at home" when you ask for McDonalds
- Your shower turns cold when you have shampoo in your hair
- You walk into a room and forget why you went into it
- You go to your favourite food place and they're out of your favourite meal
- You fall off your bed
- You wake up 30 minutes before your alarm

same and real

By looking at your profile I got
Acne
ADD
ADHD
AIDs
Allergies
Alzheimer's
Altitude sickness
ALS
Anxiety
Ass worms
Asthma
Autism
Birth Defects
Bipolar disorder
Blood clot
Bone marrow disease
Brain Cancer
Breast cancer
Broken bones
Cancer
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Cardiac arrest
Chicken pox
Colon cancer
COPD
Common cold
Diarrhea
Down syndrome
Dyslexia
E. coli
Ear infection
Ebola
Epilepsy
Flu
Gonorrhea
Gum disease
H1N1
Hay fever
Heart attack
Heart disease
Heart failure
Heartburn
Hemophilia
Hepatitis C
Herpes
Hiccups
HIV
High Blood Pressure
Hypothermia
Joint pain
Kidney failure
Lead poisoning
Lice
Loa Loa
Lung cancer
Lyme disease
Malaria
Measles
Migraine
Nausea
OCD
Osteoporosis
Pharyngitis
Polio
Prostate cancer
Psoriasis
PTSD
Rabies
Severed nerve
Schizophrenia
Shingles
Sickle cell
Skin cancer
Smallpox
STDs
Stroke
Tape worms
Terminal cancer
Testicular cancer
Throat cancer
Tuberculosis
Tumors
Ulcers
Urinary tract infection
West Nile virus
Yellow fever

fartsmeller boogersnorter

whyd you get banned in rainbow for being toxic...

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