HAAARK!
Jon Parker   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
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The Mighty Cake 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:46pm 
:tobdog:
The Mighty Cake 10 May, 2013 @ 9:48am 
Portal 2 is finished, what should I play now? :P
Mowlamentum 3 Jul, 2011 @ 5:47pm 
hey i got the valve complete pack :D
Don'tCallMeGeorge 24 Jun, 2011 @ 11:01am 
Damn you for getting to play TF2! My download is going really slow now!