Recent reviews by diu

Honestly a stunning, life changing experience. This game has taught me more about love than anyone or anything else ever could. If you get the true/good ending, your schlong instantly gains an extra 3 inches, no cap. This game has utterly changed my life, and I'm able to experience the world in a new light. Had it not been for this game, I would still be lonely virgin living in my bedroom. I still am, but now I feel loved by father Colonel Sanders.

The only drawback to this game, if you could call it that, is that I'm only able to be aroused by the Colonel himself. No other man or woman can make me feel quite the way that the Colonel has in this game. All in all, this game is an experience that one would never want to miss out on. I genuinely feel bad for all the impoverished and poor kids around the world. Not because they're poor or anything, they deserve it. It's because they'll never be able to experience the absolute tantalizing joy that is this game. Despite all this though, you're not able to schmeat, let alone even kiss the Colonel. However, I find this a more enjoyable experience because you're able to use your imagination to decide what happens directly under your control.

Overall, this game has my pants more creamy than the coleslaw I showed the Colonel ever would. 10/10, nay, beyond 10/10. A number that isn't even conceivable nor fathomable by the puny human brain. Only the developers, of whom have an IQ larger than any known man on this planet, could comprehend such a magnificent number. Thank you KFC for permitting such a game to be created, I have absolutely no regrets whatsoever.

my parents love me now