Recent reviews by Toylore

This game crashes:
- Every time you die
- Every time you restart a challenge
- Every half hour or so even if you did nothing wrong
- Every time you fast travel, you can't get past that mission
Upon every crash, you're forced to endure 5 minutes of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video and loading and online services. This game could be good, if it didn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crash all the time. Just don't bother.

Finally a melee combat game that pushes beyond being a short-range FPS. It takes a bit of practice, but once you get the hang of it the melee system is very rewarding.

My thirst for conquest has left thousands dead in it's wake

Would recommend.

If you own a Vive, you need to own GORN. It's pure brutal silly fun. Definitely play it if you get a chance.

I take my Vive to LAN parties and GORN is always a favourite.

Lost my save data due to a powercut, couldn't restore from Steam Cloud because it doesn't work. I attempted to download a 100% save file from the internet, so I could pick up the story where I left it, but that doesn't work because save files are locked to a specific Rockstar Social Club profile.

Plus, every time I tried to boot the game whilst I was messing around trying to get the 100% save file to work, I had to watch a stupidly long intro cutscene.

Don't even bother with this game. It's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worth the hassle.

A game so murican that my tea turned to coffee.

Wait, damn. I must've dropped my dignity.

It's an MMO without the massively multiplayer bit. If you like being immersed in a game, this is about as good as it gets. But this is not a high-octane game of excitement and thrills. There is little in the way of preset story. This game is what you make it.

I preordered this game and have completed it. So allow me to offer you some advice:

Do not preorder this game.


It's pretty fun though. Get some friends.

Game broke before I got out of the tutorial.

10/10 would fly into the void again