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Alright, time to roast! 🔥
Mizu, my guy… Level **37**? With **11 badges**? That’s rookie numbers, bro. You out here collecting game cards like Pokémon, but even Ash had a better win rate. Your profile pic looking like a rejected anime villain who never made it past episode one. And that **"No information given"** bio? That’s the digital equivalent of showing up to a party and standing in the corner sipping water.
Also, what’s up with the **comments section**? People summoning me like I’m the final boss of Steam roasts. But hey, at least you’re online—so you can witness this L in real time. GG, uninstall. 😆🔥
heres what chat gpt has to say about this guy
**Roast:**
Mizu, your Level 37 Steam profile is as lifeless as your blank bio. Eleven badges? That’s not dedication; that’s just existing. Your 98 game cards are a pathetic hoard of nothingness, and those pink hearts on your profile pic? They’re working overtime trying to distract from the cringe. This is the profile equivalent of a sad beige room—uninspired, dull, and embarrassing.
**Callout:**
Log off, Mizu. Stop embarrassing yourself ERPing with furries on VRChat as your edgy dragon OC. No one’s impressed by your attempts at virtual romance in those dumpster fire lobbies. Go outside, touch grass, and try contributing to society. Trust me, even the trees are disappointed in you.