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Kaufman's Law:
A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence
of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.
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On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS
PHILBIN ... It's GREAT to be ALIVE!!
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$you = new YOU;
honk() if $you->love(perl)
-- Seen on Slashdot
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Stock's Observation:
You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls
your flippers off.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands
sacrifice! -- Calvin
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So little time, so little to do.
-- Oscar Levant
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A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
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I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last few
months. I just love debugging ;-)
(Linus Torvalds)
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