For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.
— Friedrich Nietzsche

My name is Randy. I was born on April 1st 1961. I grew up in Taylorville Mississippi. My mother was from Ukraine and my father is American. Eventually I went to Miami Florida to become a porn star. During my time in Miami I gain a love for moonshine and cocaine. These things are expensive, so I joined the Russian mob. My mommy recommended me. On my first day a man wearing a chicken mask and holding a lead pipe ran in and hit me in the head. Everyone else died. After that day my freinds call me autisy, Im not sure why. After that the Russians sent me to Columbia, I like it there.

★WolfieButt: now update your bio to signify you are furry trash