2012
Penis Breaker joined Steam and live in Penisland
2013
Penis Breaking World Championship - Champion
Got the Title of King of Breaking Penis
2014
2x Penis Breaking World Championship Champion
Achieved Best Sportsmanship from Obama
Became World's Most Well Known Comedian
2015
3x Penis Breaking World Championship Champion
CEO of Penis Breaker Industry, CEO of Penis Breaker Military Tech.
Became the most iconic person in "TIME" Magazine
2016
President of Penisland
King of Penisland
2017
Attempted to Launch to Space
Mars now has a Penis Flag
2018
Mars now has its own colony
Civilians are known as Penisian
2019
Acquired the title "Conquerer of Mars"