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>we played super mario 64 all night long
>i really liked the boss fights with bowser because of the way mario throws him
>friends cat comes by me & starts rubbing against me
>remember bowser boss battle
>great idea
>think it would be a funny if i threw my friends cat like mario throws bowser
>grabs cat tail stand up
>cat claws at me makes hissing noises
>start spinning
>friend yells out what the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing
>some of his family comes into the room
>get nervous and embarrassed
>maybe if i finish the joke they will all laugh and think im funny
>start spinning faster
>maximum velocity reached
>scream SO LONG GAY BOWSER and let go
>cat files into drywall and hits a stud behind it
>breaks neck and dies on impact
>everyone is speechless & starts crying and yelling
>mom callled (my parents are divorced) to take me home
>put on medication & forced to attend therapy for a long time
>never saw friend again
I am the greatest character on this show
I am greater than the bologna and salami COMBINED
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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