Toki Tori will change your life, the moment after you play this game, everything changes. There are no words to describe the feelings you have but the power you gain is immense. You will gain control over all things yellow, you will feel the true power of Toki Tori coursing through your veins every time you are at a yellow light in traffic, and your brain will quadruple in size. Since the day I have first played this game I have heard weeping coming from the skies above, it is none other than God himself weeping in awe of the marvel of a human being I have become, I am all powerful, I am all knowing, I am everywhere yet unseeable. This game unlocks the raw power locked away within every human being and you will not regret your purchase. This game is simply the gateway to a dimension of unfathomable power and control over the mortal plains, you may choose to be a merciful God but I have chosen the path of vengeance.The naysayers shall know my true power and shall tremble in fear as my engorged brain marches toward them and turns them into a yellow minion for their disgusting lack of faith. None may refer to me by my birth name as they fear the wrath that shall be brought upon them by their new God and master SHOTGUN SUSAN. I CONTROL ALL I OWN ALL I AM THE MIGHTIEST WILL ON EARTH HEAR ME NOW OR YOU SHALL SOON JOIN THE MASSES OF UNBELIEVERS IN THEIR GRAVES OR IN THE SULPHUR MINES EXTRACTING MORE YELLOW SUBSTANCES FROM THE EARTH TO DO MY BIDDING. TOKI TORI IS MUCH MORE THAN A MORTAL, TOKI TORI IS A TIMELESS BEING, A TRUE CHAOTIC GOD UNLEASHING ITS POWER UNTO ALL THOSE WHO TRULY SEEK IT. REPENT REPENT REPENT THY SINS AND WASH AWAY THE DISGUSTING MORTAL FEELINGS WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.