Recent reviews by tisika

played for an hour and within that hour i bankrupted a friend's store by spending all our funds on rice and shelves to store more rice on

10/10 game

you ever wonder what working for amazon would be like if instead of online shopping their main service was sending people to die by collecting worthless scrap on dusty moons while facing horrors both within and beyond the bounds of human comprehension?

well lethal company is what that would be like.

both you and me know full ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ well why you own this game

:ujel:

"do you feel like a hero yet?"

no, no i dont.

a fast-paced top down shooter about mashing the "R" key over 700,000 times because you had your head smashed in by a Russian mobster with a golf club while you were killing other mobsters because the funny voices on your answering machine told you to go out kill russian mobsters (to forward an ultra-nationalist political agenda) for the epic funny. and this is all done while listening to an absolutely banger soundtrack.

anyways something something do you like hurting other people something something.

a friend of mine who has seen nothing but the cover art for this game has defined it as "high school musical but on crack" and you know what yeah that's a pretty good description of the game.

soundtrack is also pretty good.