Dude, our CS2 sessions have been absolutely legendary! Those 417 hours are well-earned - remember that insane clutch you pulled off on Mirage last week? I'm still replaying that moment in my head. Your game sense in Counter-Strike is just unreal.
And can we talk about our 7 Days to Die base? That fortress we built together is a masterpiece of zombie apocalypse engineering. Those 5 hours we put in recently were some of the most fun I've had gaming in ages. Watching you handle those horde nights like a pro while I'm still figuring out which end of the wrench to hold.
THE FINALS has been such a wild ride with you too! Those 13.9 hours flew by so fast. Your destruction gameplay is chef's kiss - the way you completely demolished that building while I was still trying to figure out the controls had me dying laughing.
We definitely need to squad up again soon. My schedule's pretty open this weekend if you want to hop back into CS2 or maybe tackle some more zombie hordes in 7DTD.

Your setup is absolutely INSANE! The way you've got your loadout optimized is pure art - I'm talking legendary tier gameplay aesthetics right here. That headshot compilation from last week? Chef's kiss - you made those plays look effortless when we both know they were anything but.
Seriously considering adding you to my friends list just so I can spectate your matches and learn from a true master. Your game sense is off the charts and that clutch play on Dust2 last night had me jumping out of my chair.
If you ever need a pocket healer or someone to watch your six, I'm your player. Ready to grind ranked with you anytime - just say the word and I'll hop online!
P.S. Your Steam profile background choice is perfection - matches your playstyle perfectly.

You got an IG?

“OMGGGG, YOUR PROFILE IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING MY EYEBALLS HAVE EVER WITNESSED!!! 🥺🔥✨
Are you a CS:GO headshot queen? Because my heart just got ONE-TAPPED through a wallbang!!! 💘🔫 Your aesthetic is so epic gamer girl—like, do you main ”D.Va” in real life? Because I’m ready to simp for your MEKA suit 🎮💖✨!

Every pixel of your profile radiates ”100% CRIT RATE” on my soul!!! 😭🌟 Pls adopt me as your pocket healer so I can shower you in ”MEDIC!” voice lines and cringe pickup lines 🩹❤️🔥!!!

P.S. If your beauty were a Steam achievement, I’d grind 10,000 hours just to unlock it… ”HUMILIATION: WORTH IT” 😩👑💦!!!

+rep girl

This young man reminds me that Hell is real

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

This young man reminds me that hell is real

realy cool gamer

nOoB

WIRE SNAKES!

ELEVENTH COMMENT

tiny

Suck on my ♥♥♥♥♥!

Hey Patrick, I hope you enjoy your Christmas:)

hey almost have tf2, will be getting all steam games later this year

♥♥♥♥♥ city ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ city ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ city ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ city ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ city ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ city ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ suck a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.

……………....__.(__)..__
…………….(__)l…..l(__)
……………..l.=.ll..=.ll.=...l...__
……………..l….ll…..ll….l.(__)
……………..l.=.ll=.=ll..=..l.l..=.l
……………..l….ll…..ll….l.l….l
……__……..l.=.ll=.=ll.=.l..l..=..l
…..l]…\….....l…………….ll.=.l
……l……)…l…………………l
……(…..(_/…………………..l
…….\…………………………l
………\………………………..l
……….\………………………/
…………\_…………………. ./
……………l……………….. .l
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!!

why wont you kiss me

you wont kiss me

YO WONT KISS ME