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Calmo 29 Jun, 2024 @ 2:10am 
This is pretty funny!

Alien Hominid moment!!!!!!
Calmo 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:19pm 
-Rep

Actually super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad at administrating his RP server. I joined the other day for some light RP/watching Youtube on RP tower, there were also some plugins for PVP and roles/jobs. We were just chilling and I was talking to this chick who sounded so hot and he legit admin noclipped into the room and killed me with magnum.

Me and the girl met up again later and he legit did it again screaming "NO RDM FAILRP" and then banned me from the server.
Calmo 22 Mar, 2024 @ 8:39pm 
Alright, so here's the situation. I was at SubWay(eat fresh) and I wanted to get myself the footlong cold cut combo on flatbread, or maybe Italian herb and cheese if I was feeling crazy. The owner of this profile is with me, and he said that I had to get him a sub too, so I was like "okay bro, what do you want?" He wanted the black forest ham one with olives and mustard, got it, no problem.

Anyway, I go to the shop and everything is fine until the sandwich artist(technical term for SubWay(eat fresh) workers) tells me that they don't have any mustard. I basically asked if there was any way I could get mustard and they gave me 3 of those plastic packets of it.

When I went to give him his sub I tried to explain the situation, but he drove us both back to SubWay(eat fresh) and threatened to get the manager if they didn't put mustard on his sub. He was armed. Needless to say, they did.

+rep I got mustard on my sub too
Calmo 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09pm 
-rep makes pain sounds whenever he takes even the most minor damage in BattleBit. I thought it was funny at first but it's actually getting really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying.
Dr. Jim Peebnis 23 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm 
4 Lies told about Pitbulls. Pitbulls are blamed for causing
the highest percentage of dog bites, but a big reason for this is
because they actually get misidentified most of the time. Pitbulls jaws
don't actullay lock and their jaws are no stronger than that of a German
Shephard or a Rottweiler. Pitbulls are not naturally aggressive, they
tested this and Pitbulls are the second most tolerable dog next to Golden
Retrievers. Pitbulls can actually be rehabilitated after being used for
dog fighting. There is a whole organization that's dedicated to doing
this. Believe it or not some of these ex-fighters end up getting jobs as
therapy dogs. You ------ that girl at that party that one time.
Calmo 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm 
Hi, I just wanted to say I received that wonderful gift you sent to me. Thank you very much for purchasing the hit indie game "Cruelty Squad" for me. :steamhappy: It mean's a lot, and honestly things have been kind of tight lately with the father of my children leaving us right before Christmas dinner for a model he found on OnlyFans:steamsad:. Now that we are down to relying on what I make from twitch donations as our source of income, its been hard enough to buy my overwatch skins, all while feeding 5 mouths. I don't have to worry about buying this game, and can use the money to renew my Discod Nitro which is soo poggers. Maybe we can play some Overwatch 2 sometime and if you subscribe to my twitch, ill give you my discord server access for 10 dollars less than what I make everyone else pay. Thank you so much:lolFumi:
Boiling diarrhea 20 Dec, 2022 @ 11:15pm 
Hey man, I had an boner earlier today and so I went to your profile to whack off to the HOT anime girls you had, but now their gone? I took about 10-12 benadryl too. Really put a damper on my night, ya'know? Anyways I'll see you at the temple saturday
Calmo 30 Sep, 2022 @ 4:32pm 
HAVE YOU PLAYED BONELAB?
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Straight Snoozin 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19pm 
this guy is a griefer, total sandbag thrower
Boiling diarrhea 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:23pm 
https://tenor.com/view/mizif-damonting-gif-25011738

me jackin off to the HOT anime girls all over ur profile ! :yum:
Dr. Jim Peebnis 26 Apr, 2022 @ 1:53pm 
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If you are a Clown House developer, someone will post this caption on your profile.
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Celluoid 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38pm 
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Calmo 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am 
The ones on your profile, you need to hook me up with them, PLEASE!
Calmo 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am 
PLEASE let me have sex with cat girls!
Calmo 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm 
Haha, very nice profile! My my, I would really like to have sex with all the women on it!
Bewbie 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am 
This guy kinda likes men????????
Vandalist 30 Jun, 2021 @ 5:35pm 
lady dummithiccesu
Bewbie 2 Jun, 2021 @ 4:21pm 
gROSS
Blizzrobe 27 Jan, 2021 @ 8:45am 
Only me and "dad" were so hungry that I started pouting 😞 He asked me if I was frustrated by "something delicious" and I asked him what and he said he would give me his "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". Yep! Yes, I drink them! The toughest dad! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm daddy's princess 👑 But I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! It makes me feel fluffy! It makes me feel good! It makes me feel every little thing I have to do ~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-what!
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Bewbie 26 Dec, 2020 @ 3:44am 
truly a gassy individual
Calmo 8 Dec, 2020 @ 1:15pm 
You *have* played boneworks! I'm so proud!
Tikibird 17 Nov, 2020 @ 4:47pm 
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kitty boy! 17 Nov, 2020 @ 4:46pm 
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Calmo 13 Oct, 2020 @ 4:01pm 
Hehe.... OOoooooh >_< Sorry, I'm just nervous! I saw you at the Phasmophobia convention and you were SO hot! I was just wondering.......... A-are you still single? It's not normal to see such cute guys interested in unlit Unity assets, I need to take my chance!
Calmo 28 Sep, 2020 @ 6:21pm 
Level... 5... DMC HD Badge... No... It can't be possible.
Calmo 20 Sep, 2020 @ 3:48pm 
Hey man, I know Clown House 2 is delayed due to COVID 19, but do you have any ETA on when we'll get out preorder tshirts and stuff?
Comrade 27 Jun, 2020 @ 11:56pm 
You have all nekopara game? sad
Calmo 26 Apr, 2020 @ 10:51am 
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If you are a Clown House developer, someone will post this caption on your profile.
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Calmo 11 Mar, 2020 @ 5:34pm 
Have you played clown house?
Calmo 16 Feb, 2020 @ 8:50am 
-rep Hasn't played boneworks
Boiling diarrhea 12 Feb, 2020 @ 7:28pm 
-rep made fun of my justin timberlake poster collection
Jester 7 Oct, 2019 @ 2:28pm 
-rep didn't get the door open when I was right there and the killer was on me
-rep let me loop the killer the whole game and only took one hit for me
Thanks for letting me die in cold blood, maybe get the door open next time? Especially when I'm four feet away and the trapper refuses to hit any of you guys.
Calmo 31 Aug, 2019 @ 8:30pm 
-rep refused to pull out when he came.
Calmo 12 Jul, 2019 @ 4:12pm 
Okay dude, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up about your kingdom hearts 2 letsplay. I know you love your girlfriend and all, but she needs to stop appearing in your videos. KH2 is spergy enough but your gf makes it even more annoying. Yes, I know your mom made hotdog bits, please stop talking about it!
Calmo 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:26pm 
PLEASE tell me your sister's name and I won't throw!
Calmo 27 Jun, 2019 @ 11:29pm 
Dead by DayGay
Calmo 27 Jun, 2019 @ 11:28pm 
Wait let me try again
Calmo 27 Jun, 2019 @ 11:28pm 
More like Gay by Daylight
Tikibird 23 Jun, 2019 @ 8:35pm 
Not cool
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