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Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:57pm

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:11pm

Flush

Acquire a diamond
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:48pm

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:44pm

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:46pm

...Take on the Words!

Sit through the end credits
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:48pm

Rap Sheet: Trespasser

Find Fred's basement workshop
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 9:48pm

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Open the safe
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 8:59pm

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Disqualify Harold
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:00pm

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Deflate Oozo
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:01pm

Rap Sheet: Thief

Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 7:57pm

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:16pm

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer

Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:05pm

Moronic drone

Get a job
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 10:05pm

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Create a cherry tree
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 8:08pm

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Destroy a cherry tree
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 8:10pm

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:25pm

Obvious, Really...

Make it rain
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:18pm

Not Raised in a Barn

Close a door
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 10:01pm

Novelty Enthusiast

Get all six novelty items
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:00pm

WWSCD?

Climb through the chimney with all three kids
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Costume Quest

Clothe Laverne in the costume
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:28pm

Chateau Eau Neaux

Make vinegar
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:32pm

It's an Honor Just to Compete

Enter the human contest
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:59pm

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better

Win the human contest
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:04pm

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This

Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:38pm

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie

Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:55pm

Coffee Achiever

Wake up Dr. Fred
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 8:57pm

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Get a tiny sweater
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:06pm

Don't Try This at Home

Microwave the frozen hamster
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:06pm

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

Make a skunk
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:05pm

You Suck

Vacuum up a hamster
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:10pm

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard

Get Fred to sign the contract
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:44pm

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism

Hoagie eats a Hoagie
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 8:29pm

Olive Branch

Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:41pm

Energy Conscious

Turn off the television
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 11:56pm

Games History Major

Play Maniac Mansion
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 10:11pm

We're All Brothers

Ask the IRS agents if they're related
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 8:50pm

Are You My Mummy?

Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 5:09pm

And Then the Universe Explodes

Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 12:01am

And Then the Universe Implodes

Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 12:00am

That Only Works With Alligators

Try to flush the hamster
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 12:07am

Voiding the Warranty

Try to put something metal in the microwave
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 12:01am



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