Thomahaw
Thomas   Noord-Holland, Netherlands
 
 
I teach women and kids to furiously masturbate.

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus, women have boobs and men have a penis.

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean.

When you sit on the toilet, you connect your butthole up to a large network of connected buttholes.

Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.
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I, Thomas, have lost to Piggy in multiple GRID 1v1's. I have lost in every race and every challenge (with and without bots). Piggy is henceforth, the greatest GRID 2 player to have roamed this Earth. #PiggyIsTheBest

I think this person should kill themself
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weewoo 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:19pm 
He touched my no no parts, and kept going after I did the No No Dance. Please call 911 on this person.
uga 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:20pm 
in 1958 a little girl was murdered. she was found with many stabs in her. she had words written on her that said emoth termoth. now that you have read the words you will see this little girl in the middle of the night. she will be on your ceiling. the only way to stop it is to repost this comment to 3 more profiles.
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uga 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59am 
So the other day,I was playing rainbow six,and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat.It was a real life gamer girl.God,I kid you not,I just stopped playing and pulled my d%ck out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat.I just wanted to hear her voice again.“Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby.I was crying and covered in my own c&m, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab.I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab,to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!!She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!!The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre.She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
Fæsken 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm 
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Thomahaw 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38am 
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