Recent reviews by crone

yeah good game

Feels really solid, Rogue like mechanics are fun, would love to see a 'harder' mode for that and maybe scale it to solos/duos/trios respectively. PvP seems balanced, it's fun, theres interactions for every class. Looking forward to the future

everything's improved, this is the correct way to create a game. mad respect

bad

i wish i could stealth through my problems like i stealthed through the entirety of this game 7/10 i liked human revolution for nostalgia

This game is the best Open World Zombie game in existence, there's nothing that can be compared even close to it. The unique gameplay is just mesmerising, loads of weapons, amazing ranged weapons, actually good PvP as long as it's 2v1 (rip if it's more). I wouldn't say this game has infinite amounts of content but man, it's supported after being announced a sequel which comes in about 6 months. DLCs make this game worth every penny, talking about pennies... It costs nothing. On sales you can get everything for like $20 and that's literally a steal. Honestly, 9/10. People say story sucks, I say ♥♥♥♥ the story, enjoy the gameplay because with that many unique and fun quests you really dont even need a main story. Godbless TechLand

This game is absolutely astounding. The game's graphics are absolutely next gen, this game will have troubles running on your puny xbox 15 and playstation 24. Although it's just a clicker game, the lore of this masterpiece is absolutely massive which makes this game even more enjoyable. rest in piece Billy. I would've honestly given this game a fat, sticky load of orgasming gay men 8 out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10, IF NOT. FOR. THE. O R G A S M INDUCING OST.

I cannot describe how much more enjoyable it is to slap Hitler with my diamond pickaxe while listening to a popular song remixed with Billy performing his best homosexual pleasure sounds. This game blew my mind. I cannot describe fully how good it is. God bless Steam and the Dev.

OK so this is a review strictly for GTAO ok? Alright.

GTAO is like an abusive relationship. You get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over by everything in this game every 5 minutes, but you still keep playing because it's fun.

The game is constantly playing against you. You want to deliver your 2.8 million car for merely 100k? Yeah, yeah, sure, just let me spawn a couple of enemy NPCs that can randomly spawn at any moment (quite often literally in your way) and drain your car's worth significantly.

Ok, don't want to export your super sport cars ? Sure you can do some cargo missions maybe? Awesome, enter your BigBlackTruck and start a 3 box mission, which is basically a 50/50 chance for a 20+ minute deliver mission or a 5 minute delivery mission. Not that bad to be fair, but as I said, some of these can be completely cancerous to complete, ESPECIALLY if you're new. Try to take down a Valkyrie helicopter with your puny Carbine Rifle. It's not that bad when you have a homing launcher or a sniper maybe, but for someone who's new, (these cargo missions are for all types of players, be it new or veteran), it can be quite a hassle to complete one of these, especially picking them each and deliverin up to 5 miles to your warehouse.

Fine, it's annoying, but what about Heists? Heists are the selling point for some people in this game. Yes, you do get heist, and they're actually great, they're fun, they're enjoyable, though repetetive - they are fun... When they work. Unless you have 4 (2 for some heists and Doomsday ones) people, for best experience friends. They work wonders, it's really fun and challenging to go into a huge bunker, shoot up some ♥♥♥♥♥♥' mercs and steal some delicous money. But see, you probably don't have friends, and you try to complete a heist with some randoms, well that's where the fun ends, because in some way this game has attracted a lot of stupid people, who can't even use a keyboard to play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. You could spend literal hours trying to get pass one heist and be amazed at how stupid people can be. if you're new please stay away from heists for a while, unless you have some friends.

Yeah there are more ways to make money but who cares? lol.

I do, kinda.

Freemode money making is a pain if you dont know how to make a solo public lobby. I don't want to talk much about this so imagine it as Vietnam war. With Jet bikes that shoot missiles, cars that fly, cars that shoot missiles, and cars that have literally saws on them. And you're a poor Vietnamese farmer, trying to tend to his field. Even though the game tells you to destroy people's business cargo and ♥♥♥♥ like that (you get like 2-4k for destroying someone's 3 hours of work), DO NOT. TRUST. THE. GAME. In my eyes this is just an advanced trick to tilt players into making them buying shark cards, which are majorly overpriced.

I'm just writing this to let people know what they're getting into. You see a lot of reviews saying that there's a lot of KD warriors, modders, kids, griefers, although its true, in my experience they aren't that common. As long as you aren't in a 15+ lobby you really shouldn't
be afraid of people. I've truly met a lot of people who were bad, but it wasn't always bad. I had people come over and defend me from enemy spawns/police or even other players.



Rockstar honestly pleasantly surprised me with the new Casino update. To sum it up shortly: Quite a few ways to gamble, they are actually quite fun to do, I, personally, really like to play the different games and basically pray to RNG gods for a blessing. They added new cars, a few new missions, a penthouse ('highly' customizable) and my favourite feature: a Wheel of Fortune where you can win ♥♥♥♥ lol.

This was really good content and a lot of people really did like it, but what most didn't expect is Rockstar throwing an unexpected curve ball and nerfing some PvP aspects like passive mode. Which is great.

i use my scroll wheel more than my mb1