Recent reviews by Manager at Applebees

Good.

They wouldn't let me write a review otherwise. Waste of time. Waste of 15 years. Please, spend your twenties on working minimum wage, living with five people, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the random odd hostess from whichever diner you choose. Those memories.. however banal, would be far superior to a life spent getting good at something that will slip into irrelevance. And I'm not talking about a blonde in sheer pantyhose, I'm talking about what gnaws at you even when she is there.

Lost interest after about 2 matches. Bring back Outbreak please. Fans loved Outbreak multiplayer format, and have been asking for remakes for about a decade. It feels like you guys ♥♥♥♥ this game out to spite those people. A multiplayer experience in the RE universe stripped of everything that made Outbreak good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRifKEf0xr8

Landed in the military base off of the coast. Escaped heavy gunfire from enemy squad. Run through a battle zone to a team of all non English speaking players. Find a buggy and drive away. Find a jeep. Exchanged buggy for jeep and drive back to pick up my team before the blue death sets upon us. Arrive and gesture with avatar to get in. I'm greeted with loud and angry Chinese chatter, followed by an awkward pause. No one is getting in the jeep. However I do get shot in the face with a Kar98. The rest of my team now opens up on me like a firing squad. As the screen fades to black, I see my so called mates picking my corpse for guns and supplies. What the ♥♥♥♥ is this game???