Recente recensies door [ITA]CCir™ "A"

Hours of pure fun

Bello.

Masterpiece. 10/10

Using nomad brang me back to good old 9/11 times

9/11 would allahu akbar again

-Dai da mangiare ai piccioni e cosa ottieni?

-Hatoful Boyfriend


2 penny/10

Pros

+Boobs
+An interesting main female character instead of the classic boring male one.
+Because the main character is female
+And has boobs
+So now all the characters in this game have boobs
+Such Boobs
+Boobs
+There's a patch to uncensor the boobs
+Boobs

Cons

-It took so much efford to find cons, but my mind is being blurred by boobs, and i can't think to anything else
-Boobs

A common clicker games, I see nothing to justify his success. Really. Nothing.

Oh wait, boobs

Oh wow, other boobs

Oh, tons of boobs

Oh, my character has boobs too

Oh, i can customize the boobs... I mean, the character

...

69/69 Bought the hair and Machiko's DLCs

This game is a common visual novel, with an ordinary story of a guy entering this swimming club. Nothing special. Nothing.

But the legends once told that there is a weapon that can make this game an IGN ω/10.

This is an ancient guide for all the brave adventurers that want to seek this weapon.

1- Install the Game

2- Go there (the temple that guards all the legendary weapons) https://www.patreon.com/posts/sakura-swim-club-3327358 and click the first link

3- The legendary weapon is in your hands, put it in
C:\Programs(x86)\Steam\SteamApps\common\Sakura Swim Club\game

4- Overwrite the previous files to unlock the evil Censorship seal

5- Now run your game, you just need your right hand to use the legendary weapon to unlock the Power ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Here's a 100% complete guide of this game.

Step 1 - Install the game (3.8 GB)

Step 2 - Run the game

Step 3 - Install the patch (9999 GB)

Step 4 - Play the game

Step 5 - The game crashes

Step 6 - Reboot the game

Step 7 - The game crashes

Step 8 - Reboot the game

Step 9 - The game crashes

Step 10 - Reboot the game

Step 11 - The game crashes

Step 12 - Reboot the game

Step 13 - The game crashes

Step 14 - Reboot the game

Step 15 - The game crashes

Step 16 - Reboot the game

Step 17 - The game crashes

Step 18 - Reboot the game

Step 19 - The game crashes

Step 20 - Reboot the game

Step 21 - The game crashes

Step 666 - Sacrifice 3 virgins to the Aeria Games gods to please them

Step 23 - You finally get to play this game

Step 24 - You obviously downloaded it to get the Black Rose on TF2

Step 25 - You create the character, choosing between 2 models in 200x200 resolution

Step 26 - You don't receive the Achievement

Step 27 - You begin to worry

Step 28 - You play a round

Step 29 - You are ready to get the Achievement to finally get the knife and unistall the game

Step 30 - You don't receive the Achievement

Step 31 - You play another round

Step 32 - Again, you don't receive the Achievement

Step 33 - You cry real tears

Step 34 - You search the issue on the Internet, and you discover that every single guy who played this game has had the same problem

Step 35 - You find the solution, and you discover that you have to patch the game cache from Steam (2 GB)

Step 36 - You patch the game from Steam, and you discover that you have to re-patch the game from the launcher

Step 37 - You install all the 9999 patches

Step 38 - Getting this knife has become a personal challange, and you need to complete it

Step 39 - You boot the game after re-installing the patches

Step 40 - The game crashes

Step 41 - Reboot the game

Step 42 - The game crashes

[...]

Step 234 - After giving your soul to the Aeria Games gods, you can finally play the game

Step 235 - You play another round

Step 236 - You finally get the Achievements

Step 237 - Close the game

Step 238 - Unistall the game while singing your personal victory song (Come on, everybody has one)

Step 239 - Run Team Fortress 2

Step 240 - Check the inventory

Step 241 - Find the Black Rose

Step 242 - Cry tears of pure joy and happiness

Step 243 - Praise Lord Gaben our Lord and Savior

Step 244 - He will give your soul back (But he will keep the virgins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Step 245 - Enjoy the Black Knife

Step 246 - Profit (?)

Step 247(optional) - the Aeria Games gods will mark your computer with a 141 MB Folder in C:/Programs(x86) Steam/SteamApps/common/AVA after you unistall the game. Delete it in the name of Gaben to purify your PC

Ok, i'm in Kawaii-Sugoi-Desu mood again. Thanks game. Thanks so much