Recent reviews by Theninjamang

Did you love Satisfactory, but HATED the walking?
Did you love Anno 1800, but HATED the multi-island management?
Are you a little bit on the spectrum and like arranging conveyor belts like they're works of art, even it means you're basically doing the equivalent of making a Jackson Pollock?
Then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you'll love this game so much, you'll probably end up regaining your virginity with how long you'd play it.

I keep coming back because i like pain

It's like if that Minecraft mod "Immersive Engineering" decided to put on big boi boots and move from java to the Unreal Engine. Holy Jesus can you sink time into this. I'm putting off playing the bloody Mass Effect Legendary Edition to play this. And I played Mass Effect 2&3 7 times through. My fiance knows when I'm looking off into the distance, i'm not thinking about other women - i'm thinking about how much raw material i'll need to make the next thing I need for the Space Elevator. Everything else becomes an obstacle, something merely to overcome so you can spend at least 4 hours on building YOUR most efficient factory. That might not be the mathematically most precise factory, but as long as you think its the most efficient way, who gives a flying Randy Oreton. I use tractors to move my material. That ♥♥♥♥ is less efficient than just chuckin' kilometers of conveyor belts down. But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that's what I want my factory to look like, and that's all that matters.