If you must know who I am, I'm a cross between a goose and a
moose and I am made of spruce .

I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing pretty decent at playing this weird
new age form of interactive media entertainment known as a "video game."
If you think that I'm important enough that you must observe my profile,
I'm flattered. You have taken at least 5 seconds out of your very
"important" day to check my profile.
To the one guy seeing this, good job.

You found the legendary and elusive SpruceGooseMoose hybrid.