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You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused.
-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck
-You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro
-You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball? gun and start looking for enemies
-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!!? IT’S ALL OVER"
-You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power go's out
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