*teleports behind you*
I'm sorry you thought you stood a chance. It's sad, really...
Heh, nothin' personal kid... You know I've studied the blade for over 9000 years... mastering the most- advanced katana techniques in the world. *unsheathes katana* You ever heard of a katana, kid? Well let me just translate it for you: katana means "Japanese sword," and I've got over 9 ways to kill you with this one right now. Yeah, you see, I'm the number-one cause of death in the world, and I don't care about anything but money. My parents were killed, and I was cursed by the demigod of death himself. So, I don’t really got much holding me back. I am forever a mercenary, I assassinate people and get paid for it. Nothing in life matters, but money. God? Yeah, I believe in God... In fact, you are looking right at him. You know right behind you now is 100 more enemies. And in the next 30-seconds I'm gonna take-out all 101 of you. But kids like you are nothin' you can't even make me flinch. The guys behind you might cause me SOME trouble tho. Forgive me master, I have to go all-out, just this once.
He'h, nothin' personal, kid.

-rep killed someone through smoke.

Theodore packs some meat so it’s likely to take up more space and have more surface area touching the inside of her mouth. Alvin looks like he is having the time of his life but he tends to be a more hedonistic person, so this is likely average for him which takes away any extraordinary sensations. Simon is a possible candidate but when you think about it, given how skinny he is, his ♥♥♥♥ is probably long and skinny, so most of Eleanor’s mount would not even touch the middle most part of his shaft. Theodore, given is girth and his gf’s largest mouth, is likely receiving the best head that anyone will ever receive, and evidently, deserves it for packing so much meat with him and always listening to his homies when they need it the most.

Autimatic thinks that while other entry-fraggers, even the very best in that role, have around a 50% chance of successfully securing the entry frag(s), Stewie2K's percentage rises to 60-70%, thanks to this ability to adapt.


Its clear zywoo has figured out something about this game better than 99.9% of the players, that guy might be #1 hltv instead of s1mple one day, does anyone know anything about him to help understand why is he so good? I'm going to watch his last 15 demos from qualifiers from esea to try to improve
does anyone know how he warms up? what does he eat for breakfast? for how long does he take a ♥♥♥♥? anything that u have about him will help me to improve, thanks

I completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ agree, no one wants to be that entry guy who at the very most gets one or two kills, no one wants to be the support/passive awper because their stats will look bad. So when you have 4 baiters on one team and little jimmy over here who thinks he's s1mple and trys to noscope everyone and entry sites with an awp it gets a bit hard.