You have been chosen for glorious position at East Grestin Checkpoint! Enjoy Arstotzkan beauty as you walk to your magnificent office! Smell the Arstotzkan stamps! Get pleasure from many happy and foreign faces! Enjoy the tales of your comrades! The war is over, make new and wonderful friends! The Ministry of Admission is counting on your judgement and your loyalty to Arstotzka! Happy people come from swift processing! Inspect all discrepencies, or else we will have criminals and malcontents in our glorious country! Suspect everyone, glorious comrade Inspector, and bring Glory To Arstotzka!
[DO NOT READ FIRST LETTER OF SENTENCES!]

You have been chosen for glorious position at East Grestin Checkpoint! Enjoy Arstotzkan beauty as you walk to your magnificent office! Smell the Arstotzkan stamps! Get pleasure from many happy and foreign faces! Enjoy the tales of your comrades! The war is over, make new and wonderful friends! The Ministry of Admission is counting on your judgement and your loyalty to Arstotzka! Happy people come from swift processing! Inspect all discrepencies, or else we will have criminals and malcontents in our glorious country! Suspect everyone, glorious comrade Inspector, and bring Glory To Arstotzka! [DO NOT READ FIRST LETTER OF SENTENCES!]