I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Boss♥♥♥♥♥♥” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

what why do i have you on my friendslist uerhgairf

♥♥♥♥ off kenny your profile is too basic for me

Because i have my own profile, nerd.

to the dumbass that said arma III isnt a military simulator heres the tags for arma III:

"Experience true combat gameplay in a massive military sandbox. Deploying a wide variety of single- and multiplayer content, over 20 vehicles and 40 weapons, and limitless opportunities for content creation, this is the PC’s premier military game. Authentic, diverse, open - Arma 3 sends you to war.
User reviews: Very Positive (27,330 reviews)
Release Date: Sep 12, 2013
Popular user-defined tags for this product:
-------> Simulation <------Military Multiplayer Action Tactical"