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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:14am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:48am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 3:25pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 10:26am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 8:20am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 8:17am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 7:03am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 8:02am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 8:21am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 6:21am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 7:25am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 3:36pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 4:12pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 4:47pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 6:12pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 7:44pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:31am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:53am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:58am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 4:50pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 1:55pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 5:03pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 10:15am