Tumbleweed is a gateway drug to tumblemeth.

Real winners don't use drugs... unless it's steroids. Then use lots of drugs.

Thugs don't make choices, they make decisions, so are you going to decide to not be a p***** for the rest of you life and save the world

Remember young lad, the more whistles you have the more respect you gain

Space smells like burnt steak

Demon's play games such as “Sink the Battleship,” but instead of sinking a glass into a pitcher of beer, they take turns pouring alcohol into an actual battleship until it capsizes! Then, the last demon to pour has to drink an entire shipfull of booze (incidentally, if you’re traveling anywhere by boat and it starts raining beer, you may want to jump ship to avoid being drunk—in both senses of the word). Demons also enjoy placing bets on mortals, like betting on how long it will take them to invent the wheel, figure out that rats carry the black plague, or stop thinking lolcats are funny. But sometimes, demons just do weird things to humans to see how they’ll react: