Bro, how have you been?

A muslim walks into a gay bar and yells "SHOTS FOR EVERYONE"!

(Dear LA Baker. 2 years, and it's still not a funny joke, :).
Love, the comedian )

A baby seal walks into a club.

Three men walk into a bar, white man, Arabic man, Welshman, Irishman, trapeze artist, opera singer, construction worker, and a helicopter. The bartender steps out and says "the ♥♥♥♥ is going on here..."

"... I'm not serving the helicopter."

Here's a good joke.. Who the hell is UltimateX, and why the hell can't I remember who the ♥♥♥♥ you are or why I even responded to that comment at all lmao.

Thank you :) How the hell are ya doin??

I'm just a hard man to reach

Thank for not telling me when you will be on for a game as an exact time. Its a bit unrealistic to expect someone to be able to work around your time schedule if you give a vague sense of time. Late late night can mean anywhare between 11:pm to 6am. A time window that broad is too difficult to work with. Hour, general minute and time zone would make meeting up for a game alot less complicated.

So I met these racists from Detroit. After a while, I replied: "Why do all the birds in Detroit fly upside down?"
Racist: "Why?"
Me: "'Cause there's nothing worth crapping on."
And so, after many talks of burn and ownage, he ragequit.

http://youtu.be/lormCPzwTjE I miss you buddy

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level!?

I see that!

Headshot? Thats all you got? xD

Comedian, this sniper war, its not even close to over yet babe, you just wait xD

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."
-Me

Damn straight!

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i own you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxbyICAB6hA had to changed songs 6 times bec of youtube's policies.

great Traak skills my friend

Hey mah youf where does ya put your custom spray. I haf been haffin trouble, seen?

Pokes xD

take the stick, don't take the stick, OOOOOOOOOOOOh

you are sooooo funny.... to some people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1qiL-QcjAQ&feature=autoplay&list=QL&index=21&playnext=5

COMEDIANNNNNNNN~~~~!!!!!

You are crazy comedian, just sayin :D :D in a good way lol

I like having a genuine smile on my face is what :) !~!!!

uh uh yea yea spam spam you know you like it!!!

awww thank you sylosis. for SPAMMING me lol i'm not sexy haha

youre sexy

YES

spam?

im a barbie girl

mmmmmmm SO HOT MIGGY

*moans* mmmmm comedian.

I'm not bobby!

BOBBY

d'aww thank youuu =D xxx

Playing Sam And Max Hit the Road. and It runs perfectly.