Recent reviews by Batrick

I'd like more official maps. A rolling desert dunes map for the new trophy trucks? An expanded west coast? A revamped and expanded east coast? As it stands, the biggest thing keeping me from playing the game is a lack of new and interesting terrain. The modding community is a great benifit and aid to the map pool, but they often lack the open world "polish" that the official maps have.

This game is the ultimate driving sandbox, but larger maps, with interesting and detailed trails and roads would keep me coming back for hopefully hundereds of more hours.

Do you like GETTING STUNG BY BEES?
Do you like POLITE SMALL TALK?
Do you like OLYMPIC SKI JUMPING?
Do you like FIREWORKS?
Do you like SMALL 50cc SCOOTERS?
Do you like ACCIDENTAL PREGNANCY?
Do you like GAMBLING?
Do you like HIT AND RUNS?
Do you like SCAM PHONE CALLS?
Do you like YOUR GRANDMOTHER?
Do you like CHILD BIRTH?
Do you like STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

I do.

If you've got friends, multiplayer offers a awesome opportunity to deposit your hot fresh seed into their fertile land, and when you're finished reaping what you sow, you can pump and dump into their fat trailer. All in the year of 2013!

If you've got friends, multiplayer offers a awesome opportunity to deposit your hot fresh seed into their fertile land, and when you're finished reaping what you sow, you can pump and dump into their fat trailer. All in the year of 2017!

If you've got friends, multiplayer offers a awesome opportunity to deposit your seed into their fertile land, and when you're finished reaping what you sow, you can pump and dump into their fat trailer. All in the year of 2015!

Finally I can live my power fantasy as a god AND jack off to anime and furries at the same time.

Big Thumbs Up :^)

Rockstars cash cow. The cars could use some work with the way tyres break traction

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10/10 Would buy!