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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 12:44am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:29am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:05pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:56pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:56pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:55pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:54pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:54pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:54pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:53pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:53pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:52pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:11am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:14am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:52pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 2:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 2:27am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 11:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:34pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:15am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:32am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:58am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:58am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 9:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:27am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:00pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:06am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 2:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:43am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:36am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:36am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 11:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:23pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 12:44am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:48am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:11am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:31am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:42am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:42am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:14pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:11pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:43am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:31am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:22am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:20pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:45pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:25am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am