Recent reviews by Mr_Dalek

For a game about shooting/stabbing/punching innumerable masses of virtual people, the devs sure do balk at the notion of pointing a gun at your own head lmao

Probably one of the best pick-up-and-play games ever made. Endless replay value, even after 50 hours of bopping zombies on the head and telling people to COOL IT!!!!

god i love that TV guy like you wouldn't BELIEVE

Crashes. Crashes. Crashes. It's crashes all the way down.

Wait for a patch.

It's Paper Mario on my 'puter. Enough said.

perhaps the most stunningly realistic depiction of new jersey to ever hit shelves

This is low, even by Paradox standards.

it's those damn hussites i tells ya

it makes chinese nationalists angry so it must be great

I didn't just read a visual novel about a guy named "Inco G. Nito" hugging a gator girl in a city of anthropomorphic dinosaurs.

I totally didn't love every moment of this endearing, heart-melting tale of high school romance, kicking my legs in the air like a schoolgirl when they had their first kiss on a snow-covered bench.

I certainly didn't get immediately absorbed with each relationship Inco made, broke, and put back together again, and the humor and drama of the characters definitely did not complement each other in the best way possible.

I absolutely didn't tear up at several points in the story, from the characters I lost to the ending I was served. Well, endings. There's quite a few of them, actually.

I'll deny everything I've seen, and yet I'll remember this forever.