The Atomic Ass's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:32am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 6:35am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 5:27am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 5:27am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 5:50am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:32am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:36am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:28pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:32am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 6:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 5:15am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:38pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:55am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 7:31am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:14pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:35am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 3:19pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:55am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 4:25am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 3:19pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 3:38am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 8:21pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 4:17am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 2:37pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 3:46am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 6:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 5:27pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:59pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 3:56am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 6:28am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 7:21am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 7:31am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:24am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 2:48pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:44am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:23am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 6:25am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:19pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:25am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 5:03pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:24am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:37am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 4:05pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:59pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 4:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:24am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 4:55am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:21pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:25am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:17am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 7:35am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:42pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

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