The Nom
Simon Thorley   Greater Manchester, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
This is my railgun.
There are many like it but this one is mine.
My railgun is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my railgun is useless.
Without my railgun I am useless.
I must fire my railgun true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me.
I will.
Before God I swear this creed: my railgun and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
Amen.
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Foliage 28 Aug, 2018 @ 4:40pm 
Heads that shine are “oh so fine”
And mostly trouble free
No hair to fly when wind is high
They’re always slick and neat

No hairspray or Brylcreem to buy
No brushes or pocket combs
And many ladies, I’ve heard it said,
Are fond of the old chrome dome

That must be why so many these days
Full heads of hair will shave
But, you can’t shave hair that isn’t there
I got mine the natural way

Now, you men of poetic métier
Whose hair has taken leave
Just write a verse if you’d care to link
With the bald headed poets’ league
Kethorlan 30 Dec, 2013 @ 7:01am 
Simon, how do I put money onto your account?
GKyarll 19 Nov, 2010 @ 12:26am 
Zombie driver?!?!?!? really?!?!?!? lol
Yevets 30 Sep, 2010 @ 1:45am 
How the hell are u flower
GKyarll 6 Sep, 2010 @ 1:12pm 
Have you bought it yet! have you bought it yet! have you bought it yet!!!!!!