* Chuck Norris ' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. At all.
* Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes to kill.
* The damage done by Chuck Norris roundhouse is the preferred method of execution in 16 States.
* Chuck Norris can divide by zero
* On the last page of the Book of Guinness Records the small print it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and in the book are simply listed the people, who managed to maximally approached.
* The great wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out . shamefully failed.
* Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
* When Chuck rides in the subway, he is not clinging to the rails, rails hold on to the Chuck.
* Chuck Norris is not as strong as an ox, a bull well as Chuck Norris.
* If a star goes out, it means that Chuck Norris kicked her with a reversal.
* Pulse Chuck Norris is measured on the Richter scale.
* Crossing the street, Chuck Norris does not look at first left, then right. He just beat with his foot to turn the machine, who were too close.
* When Chuck Norris plays in a "Monopoly", this will affect the world economy.
* Chuck Norris once decided to have a little sweep the yard. Seven seconds later formed the Sahara desert.
* The quickest way to a man's heart is his hand Chuck Norris.
* The main export of Chuck Norris is suffering.
*Chuck Norris is not breathing. It keeps the air in the hostage.
*Chuck Norris can applaud with one hand only.
*Chuck Norris does not see dead people. He makes people dead.
*Chuck Norris does not use презервативами. Nothing can protect from Chuck Norris.