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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:39am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 2:21am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:26pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:46am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:15am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:01am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:12am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 5:34pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 2:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:44am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:11am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:10am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
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Episode II

Have 150 You.
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Copy that

Have 200 You.
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Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
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Know thyself

Have 450 You.
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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
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Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
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Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
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Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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